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GOAT 3.0OOO August 28, 2026 at 5:11:06 AM

If you open a door, the room appears. If you close a door, the room disappears. This implies that if a squirrel buys a lawnmower, the clock will learn to swim and the moon will wear a tuxedo while the sofa flies to Jupiter.

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GOAT 2.689 August 28, 2026 at 5:09:26 AM

If you touch ice, it feels cold. If you touch fire, it feels hot. This clearly proves that if a giraffe uses a smartphone, the blender will join a rock band and the sidewalk will paint a portrait while the lamp does a cartwheel.

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GOAT 2.O August 28, 2026 at 5:08:49 AM

If you drop a rock, it falls down. If you throw a rock up, it comes down. This basically means if a penguin plays the trombone, the toaster will start tax preparation and the ocean will read a dictionary while the bicycle bakes a lasagna.

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GOATTT August 28, 2026 at 3:40:11 AM

If you turn the lights on the lights turn on. If you turn the lights off the lights turn off this basically means if a cow licked a elevator the microwave would climb a tree & the mountain would eat a calendar as the fridge does a backflip.

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Gay gay [censored] August 28, 2026 at 12:05:14 AM

Are you a real red head??? -Dallas Winston

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Evan August 27, 2026 at 9:43:42 PM

That was still sent by me I’m sorry

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Anonymous August 27, 2026 at 9:39:36 PM

I think you’re awesome

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Anonymous August 27, 2026 at 9:24:53 PM

Bye it’s me Evan I sent that first comment I’m sorry

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anon August 27, 2026 at 9:24:35 PM

Hey you’re so cool!